As told by Chris Brown from Nottingham.

Where did you stay?

Our stag party was in the student city of Leeds.

How many days was the stag do?

It was quite a short affair actually. The stag do lasted for one day and one night but I don’t think I could have taken anymore after that. I went home a very broken man.

How many were in the stag party?

Blimey, there were 20 of us. A very popular young man is our stag.

Which activities did you choose?

As we only had one day I wanted to pack it in and make the most of the time we had. For the stag party we chose indoor go-karting followed by quad bike trekking. The stag is a complete petrol head so anything involving wheels and speed would keep him happy. What great activities.

Any night time shenanigans?

Northern lasses are a right crack and we hooked up with an outrageous hen party. Yes, there were shenanigans but none that I want to tell you.

Funniest story?

Getting money from women eating Scooby snacks that were dangling around the stag’s neck. He was dressed as Scooby Doo by the way.

Favourite moment?

We purposely bought the stag’s Scooby Doo costume two sizes too small so that it looked horrific on. When he started busting the moves on the dance floor, his arse also busted its own move - right out of the costume.

Worst moment?

The kebab I ate on the way back to the hotel. It kept repeating on for the whole of the next day.

Any pearls of wisdom?

Northern lasses are way more fun than those down South.

Would you do it again?

Does the Queen fart?