Nuts Limo Lap Dance
Tuesday – Limo Lap dance (Page 3)
“This way, you can go to work, or a party, while making yourself sexually frustrated”
Despite the huge impracticalities of the operation, young Tanya has managed to perfect the art of limo lap dancing without hitting her head constantly. Lap dancing on the move is designed for the 21st-century high-flyers who simply haven’t the time to sit down in a poledancing club. This way you can make your way to work, or a party, while making yourself sexually frustrated, with champagne on tap.
Still, no stag crawl these days is complete without a bit of lady action, so you mustn’t let your fiancé force you to bring her brother along.
Caption 1 – Top: “No, seriously – is that a cucumber?”
Caption 2 – Second: “Ooh look – is that Johnny Depp out there?!”
Caption 3 – Bottom Right: “Would you like a glass of champ-mmph, mmph…”
Caption 4 – Bottom: “I know I’ve had a few, but does she seem a bit blurry to you?”
Words: Ed West | Photos: Ellis O’Brien, Charlie Gray, Alamy, Getty
