A rather hopeful Russell Brand has discussed his ultimate stag do fantasty – a lesbian show involving Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift.
The English comedian is due to marry US pop singer Katy Perry this year and his last night of freedom has been talk of the tabloids for a number of months.
Suggestions of a crazy night of debauchery had been expected, largely thanks to Brand’s reputation as a party animal, which he seems to be shedding since settling down with Perry, who of course sung about kissing a girl, and liking it.
However, he has insisted his stag do will be a tame affair, although is nonetheless longing for a bit of girl-on-girl action.
“I’m gonna get Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift to perform a lesbian show on my lap,” the Mirror quoted him as saying. “I’m gonna shrink them down till they’re the size of dollies.”
While Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift can not be promised, this type of activity can be arranged on a stag weekend in Bratislava or elsewhere.
