London Bubble Football Stag Do's

We know what you’re all thinking. If there’s one thing that’s wrong with the modern game of football, full of over-paid under-educated idiots it’s that they aren’t playing the beautiful game from inside of a mini-zorb. We totally agree.


That’s why you and the lads will be getting to play in this improved version of football – bubble football! Each member of your team and the opposition will be strapped inside of mini-zorbs which engulf your upper half. If you’ve never seen a zorb before, check out the video to the side, or picture a huge inflatable bubble – with you stuck inside it!


As you might expect, the addition of huge inflatable bubbles slightly affects the way that you play football. Without the use of your arms, your balance has a way of disappearing and you’ll find yourself falling over with an alarming regularity. The... large amount of grown men falling over is the only real similarity here to the Premier League, because the tackling is much, much more vicious. You’ll quickly realise that as well as falling over quite a lot in these bubbles, the bubble itself means that you’re sheltered from injury. And you’ll just as quickly realise that this means you can run into your team-mates, opposition, and generally anyone that gets nearby to you at full pelt and send them flying. This new found discovery generally means that your game of football takes just as much from sumo wrestling as it does from footie.


Running into one another is fantastic fun, just remember that this is a stag do – so targeting the groom whenever you get the chance is an absolutely essential part of things.


This kickabout with a difference doesn’t just include a game. As well as getting to play one of the most popular activities around you’ll also get to play in games like Crossbar Challenge, Dizzy Penalties, Zorb Bulldog (yes, that game you got banned from at school, except this time it’s more violent) and Last Man Standing. All of this is run by one of the brilliant expert hosts.


Overall it’s a totally unique experience that’ll have you out of breath and in stitches! And strictly speaking, we guess this counts as exercise? So that means that you can congratulate yourselves for your hard work with a couple extra pints? It’s only fair!

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Football mad? On a stag? Then this is the must do addition for your London stag weekend. Combining two of the most popular activities for guys you’ll kick things off, after meeting at a central location, with a game of binocular football. If you’ve never heard of this one basically, as well as strapping on your boots and shinpads you’ll be wearing a stylish pair of goggles. These binocular googles make objects seem either further or nearer than they actually are. This turns your usually silky skills into something… less so. There’ll be a lot of kicking air, a lot of slowly walking towards where you think the ball is, and a lot of laughing at your mates.


Now, as hilarious as binocular football, it has a way of slowing down the beautiful game and makes you resemble [insert team you don’t like]. But don’t worry, you’ll be... getting something much more active and fast paced for the second half of this winning formula.


As soon as you’ve got out of your goggles you’ll be getting into a bubble. These mini-zorbs encase your upper half in a layer, meaning that your balance is shot and you don’t have use of your arms. This might seem a disadvantage, and it is. But it’s more than outweighed by the fact that you’re now protected from the outside world and can do things like… say… run full pelt into the stag and knock him over whenever you like? Half sumo wrestling, half footie – all enjoyment.


Bring the fun of these football games to your London stag do .

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