Newquay Bubble Football stag Do's

Bubble Football and Binocular Football Experience

It’s like everyone says – wouldn’t football be much improved if all the players were forced to wear binoculars or play from inside a mini-zorb that encases their entire upper half? What’s that? Nobody says that? Well they should because a bubble football and binocular football experience is a fantastic twist on the beautiful game, and is certain to be one of the more memorable additions to your Newquay stag weekend.

After meeting up at a central location in Newquay you and the lads will be having a kickabout but not as you know it. First your five a side will see you strapping on shinpads, bolting on your boots and grabbing a pair of Xtreme goggles. These fun little devices make objects, like say the ball, appear nearer than they really are. So when that guy on your stag do who always fancies himself as a  bit of a Sunday League Legend tries to hammer in a free kick from outside the area, all he’ll find himself doing is kicking air and falling over. Trust us, watching a group of grown men slowly edging around a pitch after a ball that they’re only 10% sure is actually there is a source of endless hilarity.

And your experience doesn’t end there, the second half of this unbeatable activity sees you and the lads clambering into a mini-zorb. You and the lads will resemble hamsters in balls. With your entire upper half covered in one of these bubbles you can’t use your arms and lack a certain balance. This means that your usually silky dribbling skills are less Gascoine vs Scotland circa ’96 and more Gazza after a few pints circa ’06.

Adding this activity to your Newquay stag do leaves you with banter that continues all the way through your stag. After all you won’t be forgetting that time that the stag falls over in his bubble and ends up stuck on the ground like a turned over turtle.