10 Aug 2023
Categories: Stag Weekend News
Lets face it, as well as getting obliterated and having as much fun as humanly possible on a stag weekend, it's also about making the stag feel like an absolute arse, the more humiliation the better. After all, he is deserting bachelor life and signing away the rest of his years (or on average 11.5 years according to divorce statistics…what?) to a girl!
The best way to do this, is to force him to wear and carry embarrassing novelty items, although if you're feeling kind and up for a laugh then joining in with the novelty is one of the best ways to have a memorable night, and it gets you plenty attention from the ladies. Not sure whether it's good attention or bad attention but any attention from a drunken female is good right?
So what can you wear, take and carry to make sure the groom has everything he needs to say goodbye to freedom?
Cheap, crass and vulgar, these fake rubber pair of boobs hang round the stag's neck making sure that he embarrasses not only himself but makes the pretty barmaids blush (if we were in a romantic novel – on a stag do though they'll probably just laugh and hopefully offer free shots to the groom to be).
In fact, why not really wind the groom up and make everyone do shots off his lovely new boosoms. You may want to purchase some extra dangly ones, so even when he's covered up, he looks like he has an issue with too much estrogen.
Not just something to fall in love with and treat with respect (for anyone who saw that documentary on channel five you know what I'm talking about) these are meant to be inflated, taken with you and abused as necessary. If you think carrying round a six foot latex lover with you is a bit of a ball ache, then shop around and you can find mini dolls on the market which should be easier to smuggle into the nightclub...
The blow up woman doll is hilarious, but you could add a spin and get him a male one. Look through the hen do section and you'll find some pretty filthy dolls that could add some colour to his face as he has to walk around town with a doll with a giant schlong.
These will most likely be lost in the first pub you visit, or nicked in any pub after that, but it might make it a good first picture at least and they're usually quite cheap.
This follows the proper tradition of being a deer stag, but I reckon you'd be better off getting a mask or even a full body costume in order to really humiliate the groom! These light antlers just aren't embaressing enough.
Simple, cheap and spells out the road of suffering he's chosen for himself. You could even learn some prison songs and hum them whenever he walks in. Casual shouts of 'man on death row' will get the surrounding audience laughing.
Plus, the added bonus is this will get you change from a fiver, so definitely won't break the bank, meaning less painful when it goes missing 30 minutes into the night.
We're showing comedic ones, but of couse, you could head out to a kinky dungeon and buy a really heavy ball and chain, leaving him dragging along a literal weight, it depends how cruel you feel on the day. What are good friends for?
There's no wonder why these are so popular with stag weekends, you can personalise them so that all of your mate's nicknames (funny and embarrassing) are emblazoned on their back so everyone you meet knows instantly who's "chopper", who's " arse lover" and of course, whose stag tour it is.
We have written about stag t-shirt ideas, which may help create some inspiration when working out what to put on the back.
The one issue with the printed t-shirts with the crude names is people instantly know you're on a stag do and this can cause havok with bouncers or restaurants as they might not let you in.
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